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Salad

  • Charlie: Are you eating salad?
  • Toby: Yeah...
  • Charlie: Why?
  • Toby: 'Cuz I am.
  • Charlie: I don't think I've ever seen you eat a salad. What kind is it?
  • Toby: Um, I dunno what type of a salad it is. I'm eating a salad. I'm doing it. Do I need to know the names? There's no difference between them, they're bowls of weeds. I could cover this thing in barbecue sauce and it'd still taste like the ground
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